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Are you really, though?

. . . yyyeeesss. . .?

I feel unconvinced, though.

Uh - well you know sometimes you're chasing the goat and it gets away and you think it might be behind this door and surprise it turns out that goats can't lock doors!

-- Oh!

Oh, dear. Was that goat yours?

It was . . . does that mean you've seen it?

In a manner of speaking. Ah... well, you see.

I didn't realize that it was your goat. Or anyone's goat, for that matter.

. . .

Did you eat my goat. I was going to eat my goat.

If it makes you feel any better, it was delicious.

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[y did u do this]

...my door...

. . .

Sorry. Have you seen a goat?

...I'm not a goat.

I didn't say you were a goat. . .

And you're not a goat either, right? Then neither of us are goats so no, I haven't seen a goat.

Wait, why do you think I'm a goat?

I've been told that you can't judge people by their appearances.

. . . so you actually could be a goat, is that what you're saying?

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[hand may or may not be accessing a gun—a neat looking space gun—that's now drifting behind his back]

Excuse me?

Have you seen a goat? I didn't mean to break your door.

[the gun becomes less of a gun behind his back and instead a pod looking thing that he just sets down, whoops]

Aren't goats accustomed to being outside?

. . . . . .

Yyyesss, you're right. That is a pretty fancy pod-thing you have there I don't supposed it fixes broken doors does it.

No, but doors are primitive and easily repaired.

That's true but who actually says "doors are primitive" . . .

Me.

Apparently.

Are you a jerk by any chance?