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[ SO UM

YOUR DOOR JUST GOT BROKEN DOWN BY THIS REALLY APOLOGETIC PERSON ]

-- oh shit, sorry.

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. . .

Uh. I can . . . try to fix it?

[... okay

we'll wait]

[ . . . picking up door pieces. . .

. . . ]

Do you have any nails?

[oh my god]

Hm. I do.

[...]

That would definitely make this easier if you did.

[ . . . ]

Not breaking my door in the first place also would have made things easier, it seems to me.

You took my goat.

It wandered in here of its own free will and offered itself to me. The goat was asking for it. It wanted to be eaten by me.

[ lunges at. . . ]

[SHANK ATTEMPT]

[ twistsss to try and avoid that and grab onto the not pointy bit of the parasol ~~is there one tho~~ ]

[most of it is not pointy so that works

but now yukari is letting go of the parasol and jumping back

and a giant space time gap thing is opening in the middle of the living room and there is a crazy noise coming... out of it... like a WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO noise]

[ . . . uh

=> go back into the hallway seems like the best idea ]

Oh, man, come on!

[okay but you should run because

there seems to be a moving train coming out of the space time hole i'm

i'm sorry]

[ . . . D...DODGE THE TRAIN... T...TIME ]

For serious?

For serious!

[TTTTRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SMASHING THROUGH THE HOUUUUSSSEEEEE]

There's no way I can fix the door now!

[WHOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHH train disappears into another gap

welp]

Now, don't say that. I have faith in you!

. . . you know what, keep the goat.

You're giving up?

It would be fun to pound it out with you but I'm not really into trains.

You're scared?

Okay think of it this way, what's more satisfying? Hitting someone in the face or punching a train?

Well, running someone over with a train is fairly satisfying.

. . . point! But [ twirls the parasol ] honestly a train isn't worth my time right now.

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