inefficiency | (no subject)

[ SO UM

YOUR DOOR JUST GOT BROKEN DOWN BY THIS REALLY APOLOGETIC PERSON ]

-- oh shit, sorry.

[ . . . D...DODGE THE TRAIN... T...TIME ]

For serious?

For serious!

[TTTTRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SMASHING THROUGH THE HOUUUUSSSEEEEE]

There's no way I can fix the door now!

[WHOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHH train disappears into another gap

welp]

Now, don't say that. I have faith in you!

. . . you know what, keep the goat.

You're giving up?

It would be fun to pound it out with you but I'm not really into trains.

You're scared?

Okay think of it this way, what's more satisfying? Hitting someone in the face or punching a train?

Well, running someone over with a train is fairly satisfying.

. . . point! But [ twirls the parasol ] honestly a train isn't worth my time right now.

Oh, okay. How about this. We can fight hand to hand, no trains. And if you lose, I'll eat you.

[ tosses the parasol away ]

Cool ♥ Let's do it!